Monday, 29 September, 2025
London, UK
Monday, September 29, 2025 9:08 PM
overcast clouds 12.6°C
Condition: Overcast clouds
Humidity: 66%
Wind Speed: 3.6 km/h

REVEALED: Inside Andy Burnham’s charm offensive and how Keir Starmer is giving Labour MPs ‘how to talk like a robot’ guides

Andy Burnham has been stealing the show in Liverpool. Whether it’s electoral reform or rejoining the EU, Labour members have crammed into fringe venues to hear from Manchester’s man of the moment.

“There’s nothing more unstoppable than an idea whose time has come,” Mr Burnham quipped last night. And it appeared that Labour members were rather taken by the Manchester Mayor’s offer.

It makes a huge change from 12 months ago when GB News was quizzing Mr Burnham on whether he would rule out a return to Westminster.

One Fleet Street journalist even labelled the People’s Channel’s question last year as “stupid”. But I bet they’re not now, are they?

Andy Burnham has been mobbed at his fringe events in Liverpool

Despite Mr Burnham’s personal popularity, there is one thing standing in the way of the Greater Manchester Mayor: his job.

After hinting at a potential challenge to Sir Keir Starmer for days, Mr Burnham has since admitted: “There is no ability for me to launch a campaign.”

However, Mr Burnham is still making the Prime Minister slightly twitchy.

“I’m not going to say every conversation I have with every MP,” he added. “I have many conversations with MPs.”

As last night came to a close, MPs, journalists, lobbyists and Labour members were stumbling outside of bars after perhaps having a little too much to drink.

With conversations flowing about as quickly as the booze, GB News heard that Labour MPs who have been promoted into ministerial positions have been getting some lessons on communications.

“It’s a how to talk like a robot guide,” one MP said. Another warned: “It’s not actually about answering questions properly. There’s no straight-talking.”

Labour MPs might have forgotten that the man whose message they are hoping to sell is himself accused of being a political robot.

The Prime Minister left audience members howling when his response to whether he was indeed a political robot was to freeze.

However, with a growing number of fresh-faced MPs from the 2024 intake have been promoted into ministerial posts, it will come as no surprise that Morgan McSweeney is trying to get everyone singing from the same hymn sheet.

starmer

And one Labour MP even managed to find himself at Sinn Fein’s drinks reception.

Staunch socialist Ian Byrne, who only had the whip restored earlier this year, shared snaps of Sinn Fein leader Mary Lou McDonald delivering her speech to attendees.

“A quite brilliant speech from Mary Lou McDonald tonight in Liverpool at the packed Sinn Féin Fringe,” Mr Byrne said.

Labour has long held Sinn Fein events at its party conferences, with then-Shadow Northern Ireland Secretary Louise Haigh’s billed appearance in 2021 sparking particular fury.

However, Labour still considers itself a Unionist party, even if the Prime Minister himself is sometimes slightly wobbly on the matter.

Ian Byrne took a snap of the Sinn Fein fringe event

However, the key message from the 2025 Labour Party Conference is that Sir Keir isn’t a fan of Nigel Farage.

While Mr Burnham might be nipping at Sir Keir’s heels inside the Labour Party, No10 insiders know all too well that the biggest threat to the Prime Minister is the Reform UK leader.

Mr Farage, who has now become the “unofficial leader of the opposition” to Labour insiders, is the subject of dozens of fringe events across Liverpool.

The appetite to learn how Labour plans to take on Reform also forced Blue Labour to move room to accommodate for almost 100 people crammed into a room initially holding around 40.

Labour MP Jonathan Hinder also shut down calls for Sir Keir to start batting against Brexit.

“The idea that the Labour Party should spend its time doing what it did for half a decade, telling its base ‘you’re wrong, you’re stupid’,” the former police inspector told one Remainer in the audience.

LP Staff Writers

Writers at Lord’s Press come from a range of professional backgrounds, including history, diplomacy, heraldry, and public administration. Many publish anonymously or under initials—a practice that reflects the publication’s long-standing emphasis on discretion and editorial objectivity. While they bring expertise in European nobility, protocol, and archival research, their role is not to opine, but to document. Their focus remains on accuracy, historical integrity, and the preservation of events and individuals whose significance might otherwise go unrecorded.

Categories

Follow

    Newsletter

    Subscribe to receive your complimentary login credentials and unlock full access to all features and stories from Lord’s Press.

    As a journal of record, Lord’s Press remains freely accessible—thanks to the enduring support of our distinguished partners and patrons. Subscribing ensures uninterrupted access to our archives, special reports, and exclusive notices.

    LP is free thanks to our Sponsors

    Privacy Overview

    Privacy & Cookie Notice

    This website uses cookies to enhance your browsing experience and to help us understand how our content is accessed and used. Cookies are small text files stored in your browser that allow us to recognise your device upon return, retain your preferences, and gather anonymised usage statistics to improve site performance.

    Under EU General Data Protection Regulation (GDPR), we process this data based on your consent. You will be prompted to accept or customise your cookie preferences when you first visit our site.

    You may adjust or withdraw your consent at any time via the cookie settings link in the website footer. For more information on how we handle your data, please refer to our full Privacy Policy