Even better news? The Black Friday discounts extend to the brand’s newest sex toy, the SWITCH — a massager designed to be used both internally and externally, fitted with a textured external vibrator at one end and a G-spot probe at the other. Both are powered by a motor of their own, each programmed with 10 unique patterns, 16 intensities, and the option to explore two additional options via the LELO app.

FYI, the brand is currently offering up to 60% off its entire sexy roster. Plus, all shoppers who spend more than 199 EUR (£174.93) will get a SONA 2 Travel thrown in for free too.

One of the longest-standing purveyors of pleasure — the Marble Arch branch in London opened on 10th December 1971 and is still going strong — I’m sure Ann Summers is already on your radar. Today, the brand is best known for its extensive range of sex toys, as well as saucy fancy dress, nightwear, body stockings, and lingerie.

Currently, the brand is offering up to 50% off every single thing — including the Curved G-Spot Rampant Rabbit. Designed to deliver G- and C-spot stimulation on demand, it’s crafted from body-safe silicone, comes with a 4.5-inch shaft and is pre-programmed with seven unique patterns, each available at three different speeds.

Amazon might be your first point of call when you realise you’ve run out of the essentials — for us, that’s usually mascara and micellar water — but the e-tailer also stocks a host of our top-rated sex toys. This includes clit suckers and G-spot vibrators from brands such as LELO, Satisfyer, and So Divine, all delivered discreetly to your door within a few days.

FYI, Smile Makers Collection is one of the few brands that focuses solely on women and people with vulvas, offering pleasure products to support you through ALL your sexual life phases — AKA your first experience with masturbation, pleasure-seeking during pregnancy, menopause, and for those living with endometriosis. Its selection of pastel players comes coated in super-soft silicone, is whisper-quiet and super intuitive to control via that single button. What better way to restock your toy box than with a bargain bundle?

‘Je Joue’ actually translates to ‘I play’ — a pretty apt name for a brand which specialises in toys to elevate your next round of solo sex. Offering the basics (some of the best finger vibrators, clit vibrators and dual-action rampant rabbits), most for under £100, this is another beginner-friendly brand that shouldn’t leave you feeling overwhelmed or unsatisfied.

The brand for those who want their sex toys to look like anything other than clit teasers, G-spot vibrators and anal sex toys. Case in point: Satisfyer’s bestselling clit sucker is designed to look like a penguin, while other options replicate flowers, sea creatures and ghosts. Yes, really.

It’s one of the fastest-growing sexual wellness brands in Europe, releasing more than 200 (!) new products every single year. At the moment, it’s offering up to 40% off everything, including the Bullseye Connect App Adjustable Cock Ring, a bolo cock ring that’s easily adjustable, offers targeted clit stim via its triangular head, and has delicate grooves for added sensation — AKA prime retail for partnered play.

Bed Nerdz bargains not to miss this Black Friday