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WATCH: Tom Harwood puts Keir Starmer on the cabbage clock – ‘Will he survive the week?’

GB News host Tom Harwood has officially introduced the nation to “Keir the Cabbage.”

Tom posed the question that is currently haunting Downing Street: Does Keir Starmer have the shelf life of a vegetable?

The stunt comes as the Prime Minister’s government faces a “full-blown crisis.”

Following the shock resignations of Chief of Staff Morgan McSweeney and Communications Chief Tim Allan over the Mandelson-Epstein scandal Tom suggests that the PM’s own “best before” date may be rapidly approaching.

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